To Straight Guys

Okay, so I totally know there probably are not any straight guys who are reading homoblog DTS. However, I still feel, perhaps, it might be worth saying what I feel like saying anyway. These days, a lot of girls have their gays. It's just a thing now. They like them to go shopping with them. The gays are their to help them with guy problems. We know because we are guys. Girls don't even have to be hags anymore to have their gays. It's almost as rare as seeing a panther in the USA that a girl is unknowledgeable of any gays. Unfortunately, those are usually the high-brow church girls or ones that were stuck under a rock for eighteen years of their lives. (Sorry parents, but you got to let your angels out of their cages so they can experience things.)

Anyway. It only seems logical that straight guys should have a gay too. Lets face it, straight boys, unless you are totally metro or have some kind of gay tendencies to you, often-times, you don't know how to dress. Although, I do appreciate you showing us your boxers when you sag--which is how I know you are straight--it's only gay guys that peek at your undies. Well, maybe a few pre-teen girls do as well, but they don't know any better. Hell, they don't even know a gay guy when they see one. (Young girls are so darling when they swoon over me, making me feel all fuzzy inside.)
Sorry for getting off topic so much.
Secondly! Straight guys need MAJOR help with girls. I mean, for real. There are all these books out that try to help with the difference, but probably about 75% of the people that read them are women. About 20% is the desperate geeky guys (turn to the gay side, you're too cute for girls anyway!). The other 5% is probably gay guys and tools that are looking for something fun or are in such deep, boiling water, they have no way out. The fact is, it is MUCH easier for straight guys to ask a gay guy. We all know that working hard for something isn't in too many straight guy's desires. Especially when it's not something they want to do. (Not trying to be offencive, just being honest.) But seriously, a gay guy gets women--strange how we understand both, huh?. They slip us their little secrets. So, straight guys, don't beat up the gays, let them help you.